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having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides
(Source: reidsspencer, via violateyourself)
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
(Source: bookercatch, via violateyourself)
I don’t know why, but I have this extremely bad habit of overanalyzing and overthinking about all these little things and I end up putting myself into a bad mood and stressing out.
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It has to get bad before it gets better.
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How many hair styles would harry styles style if harry styles could style hair styles?
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- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
who is the dude? omg
- When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
- When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
- When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
(Source: finnharrries, via on-my-toes-for-you)
